Cuddle Me... :/

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Is this true? He must feel like God.

Talk about shapes and sizes, what do you think? I want to cuddle with him every night? Him and his round, chewy, rubbery curves.

I wish I could run my fingertips along his down his “undulating” mountainous arms, over his “weedy” veins that you could recount to skinny streams where only frogs bath and “rib bit.” This monster is definitely a frog. Awful

I just want to point out the huge size of the body and how it condenses the head. He is just a body, and that is all I see.

This man is posing as a trivial shape on stage, either as a magic trick, because this has to be an optical illusion… or a  man made machine.