Smiling too big.

Here is one of my first hodgepodge pictures. I found this cut and past Photoshop thing to incredibly hard and frustrating. I’m not sure if Photoshop was out to get me or if I’m not wired mentally to cut and paste different photos on to other photos, but Photoshop got me bad. I was almost irritated enough to throw a shoe at my sister for making me feel like an idiot, because she helped me do this photo creation and she isn’t even in the class. My sister has a photo genius skill, which sometimes makes her think her and her silly brain language with the computer is better than me or what, or something? Anyways, after a long time sweating and a bagel or two I finally completed this cut and paste photo of my friend Gail, (who I must mention will be a bridesmaid if I ever marry) I took her face and covered it was a rubber duck. It’s a big syntax on my part, because I hate ducks and I love Gail… so the picture doesn’t have any significant meaning, besides the fact that it’s really funny and insulting to Gail, and to me, because I would never smile or laugh this big next to a duck. Yep…. I’m happy for my accomplishment and I shall eat cheesecake for celebration. :)

Perfect, now as the story carries on, I thought I should give you a real picture of my friend Gail on the left and my little sister on the right. Two very pretty girls, who think they have sexy bottoms, but these two devourer sex appeal no way, no how… Really these two are the most modest chickens in the world, and they could care less about whose butt is sexier, so instead, to be weird they each let me take a picture of them and their rear ends, and I tried as much as possible to make them as bootyliscous as possible on Photoshop, and this is what happened. I cut, I pasted their photo poses next to one another and I’ll let you be the judge. I hope this is appropriate, but I don’t care even if it’s not. Take it easy girls; I hear Chingy’s coming to town? Fo reeel.